the plankmeister's interweblet

Hope you are well dude, will drop you an e-mail soon, just been so busy, keep up the hard work with the ladies, surfing, skating etc. and most of all keep getting pissed, no black outs I hope lite weight!!!!

Hellooooooo Andrew! Its yer old man! I could say G Day Sport but I dont know what the time is over there. Hear you bin surfin some MONSTER WAVES and chattin up the Swedish,Danish,Ethnic and Oz Totty . Stay away from the wooly ones! Winter here ,Summer there, know where I would rather be, thats all for now, be in touch later, just thought id let you know your Old Dads still breathin and still tryin to get the hang of this computer thing. Take Care Luv Dad.

'ello me darlin'
Sounds like you're having an AWESOME time !! Plenty of surfin' & stuff. Who's the fella Meph ?? He seems quite interested in your antics !
Brilliant week at home this week. Ate out every night and drank far too much. Good fun though. We're trying to keep up with you - got some champers for tonight to watch the fireworks from the balcony and listen to Begbie bark at them all night long!!
E mail me soon
Enjoy firework night
Love R,A & B
xxxxxxxxxx

Oi you raging poof, sound like your having a top time, but failing with the ladies like a complete usgreth.
Loved the stories about your failure to skate and surf altho i can't actually do either so i have no way to make you sound crap.
Now what you really need to do is porn away at the little nips cos nothings better than an asian bint. No doubt you've found yerself somewhere to pay for it when your really desperate since no-one will know you'll be able to get away with it.
Anyhow thats enough for now.
Great to read up on your antics, I look forward to your next excapade in, well wherever you happen to be.
Have a great one duder.
Meph.

hello andrew surprise surprise
we are now on line !!! i havent got a clue how it all works
hope all went well with your travels
round aussie
so far this is all very traumatic for me all very technical i feel very tired might need a glass or two of the red stuff its very good medicine cheerio for now will send email my ansome cheeow!!!!! luv u lots Mum and Dad xxx

G'day matey !! Missing you. Spotted any kangaroos yet??

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